{"id":1517,"date":"2020-04-14T14:44:46","date_gmt":"2020-04-14T12:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/?p=1517"},"modified":"2020-04-14T15:07:27","modified_gmt":"2020-04-14T13:07:27","slug":"squishys-quickies-11-pimmelgemuese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/?p=1517","title":{"rendered":"sQuisHys QuiCkieS 11: pimMeLgem\u00fcSe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>hALLo, iCh biN es, SqUIshY, der gem\u00fcsevertilgende Tintenfisch. Warum haben alle so ein riesiges Problem mit diesen &#8218;Spargel&#8216; genannten Pimmel-Wurzeln? Die ganze Landwirtschaft, nee die ganze Wirtschaft hat ihre Probleme aber alle reiten nur auf diesem bl\u00f6den Phallusgem\u00fcse herum&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-1536x864.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-350x197.jpg 350w, https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542-860x484.jpg 860w, https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/20200414_142542.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Schulen sind zu, Arbeitspl\u00e4tze gehen den Bach runter, Existenzen sind bedroht, mal ganz von den Grabenk\u00e4mpfen in den Krankenh\u00e4usern und Kliniken abgesehen. Bei Corona geht es trotz langsam positiver Zahlen w\u00f6rtlich um Leben und Tod. Und was ist wichtig genug, um Sonderberichte zu bringen? Der bleiche Schwanzwurz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Das ist wichtig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Menschen. Ich verstehe sie nicht&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hALLo, iCh biN es, SqUIshY, der gem\u00fcsevertilgende Tintenfisch. Warum haben alle so ein riesiges Problem mit diesen &#8218;Spargel&#8216; genannten Pimmel-Wurzeln? Die ganze Landwirtschaft, nee die <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/?p=1517\">weiterlesen&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1519,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,53,89],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aktuelles","category-gesellschaft","category-squishys-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1517"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1521,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1517\/revisions\/1521"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squishy-nobones.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}